Dear ttc,
Thank you from the bottom of my green-tinged heart for getting me home thoroughly entertained and in once piece yesterday.
After two cold pints of smithwick’s and nary a bite to nibble, I was feeling pretty teetery-tottery and your shuttle services from The Unicorn to King Street W. helped me to make it home so that I could deposit my emergency-Burger King-stop-off-come-upchuck in my own bathroom and not in the Out of Order men’s stall at said pub. Thank you also for the Guiness-scented subway cars and fast, efficient services last eve.
I mention that I was entertained because along with my drunken ass you transported hundreds of fellow partiers to their homes (or to secondary, nay tertiary bars on their leprechaunian pub crawls.) I saw many oversized Kelly green, felt hats and some shiny brass buckles too. I even saw a drunk teenager's shelayleigh and boy was that a treat!
Sincerely,
Enya McEvoy
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