mi_crobe [mahy-krohb] n. a microorganism, esp. a pathogenic bacterium.

Monday morning, Bright and Early, 6:55 am. That’s the extra annoying thing about early morning commutes. The seemingly essential need for breakfast on-the-go. God I hate people who eat on the subway. Have they no etiquette? No fear of minuscule bacterium? I’ve seen a woman’s water break, a baby barf, a dog shit and a homeless man piss whilst riding in a subway car and yet by Jove, that fat kid there just dropped his pizza pocket on a sticky, brown, floor stain and Mary, Mother of God, he’s picking it up and shoving it in his piehole like nobody’s business.