Stale Chocolate on A Slow Train

February 14, St. Valentine’s Day, 2:35 pm. God I hate public transportation. The kinder way my ass. Train delays & mechanical failures referred to as “temporary inconveniences” – yeah right! Maybe to a glass-is half full, TTC union member they are temporary inconveniences, but to an imaginative commuter, these delays almost always have a sinister root. They are suicides, over-grown rat mutants, track-loving crack whores yelling in your face for change, for something to eat.